Regrets A like buttholes, everybody has one. In fact some of us have more than one. Regrets, not buttholes. If you had more than one butthole, you would probably be working on a side show or something.

I regret my tattoo. I mean your buddies are like, “Yeah Josh, that is an awesome snake. You should get that on your ankle. It looks venomus and stuff. You will have tons of street cred.” And I am like, Yeah, the chicks always dig tatted up guys. I will be so sexy it is going to be unreal. So I